From the mouth of babes...

I have decided that my kids are hilarious and I am going to document all the funny little things that they say. Most of the time, they have no idea that what they are saying is funny, which makes it all the better.

Mina- I was telling the kids about all the different things that we would be seeing at the Creation Museum, and I mentioned that we would be seeing a "Zorse". The kids asked me what a "Zorse" was, and I replied " A mommy horse and a daddy zebra asked the stork to deliver them a baby, one that looked just like both of them. SO the stork brought them a baby that was 1/2 horse and 1/2 zebra." Mina said "SO, IT'S BI-RACIAL LIKE ME?" I said, "Yes, it's bi-racial like you!" Too funny!!

Aidan has a long list of recent funny comments, he is our resident comedian! Where to start...





1. "Mommy, remember when I took my toofbrush outside last week?" "Yes, Aidan." "Wanna know why I took it outside?" "Probably not." "I brushed my lizards teef, cause his breaf smells bad. Don't worry though, I let him keep that toofbrush cause I have two." "Great Aidan! That was very thoughtful." "I know."


2. Aidan said the blessing "Dear Jesus, THank you for the bugs, the lizards and the caterpillars, I love bugs. Please save that lizard that I killed last week...oh, and I am sorry I killed him...please forgive me for flushing that caterpillar down the toilet...Michel said they like to swim...PLease bless my food..I love you Jesus. Amen!


3. "Guess what mommy? You're not gonna like it! I kissed a frog on his lips today!"

4. I told the kids that I wasn't feeling well...Aidan's response "Do you need me to sleep in your bed tonight, so I can tect (protect) you. Daddy won't tect you like I can...I'm like batman, mommy. I can tect you the best!"


5. "this baby is gonna give me a heart attack, seriously MOMMY, if he tries to climb these stairs again...I will have a heart attack."


6. Dear Jesus, Please help me to behave myself tomorrow, and help my mom not get mad at me, and let her give me extra snacks. I love you Jesus. Aidan' prayer tonight- so sweet.


7. Aidan is watching cartoons and a commercial for Shout came on, he said "Mommy, you need that stuff, that cleans all the stains out of kids clothes, and we have a lot of stains, don't we mommy? That way we can get real dirty and you don't have to get mad, you can just Shout at the stain."


Just a few of their funny little sayings!!!